Chavs

Cheap, ‘Hard’, Abnormal and Vicious
‘Chav: A young lower-class person typified by brash and loutish behaviour and the wearing of imitation designer clothes’ – The Oxford Dictionary. These ‘hooded’ figures: intimidate, chuckle and huddle on every street corner they can find. Normality calls it peculiar; they call it productive...
A Burberry baseball cap is an essential for the chav look, however not so good for Burberry. The company is understood to have decided to stop production of the hats in 2004 during a soar of Burberry-wearing hooligans being barred from pubs, clubs and bars. The hats, once the clothes of the fashion elite, are now the uniform of choice for shell-suited wearing troublemakers. Although many of the Burberry-style hats are thought to be counterfeit, venues across the UK have imposed dress-code bans on anybody wearing the label as it has become increasingly associated with antisocial behaviour.
Furthermore In my more Mussolini-type moments regarding this category of sociality, the only two words that come to mind are Sloth and Pigeon. Much like chavs, Sloths sleep all day, have hardly any muscles and their top speed is 13 feet per minute. Quite frankly the only time I have ever seen a chav get anywhere near that speed is when they found out there was a sale on at Nike. Much like Sloths, chavs tend to ‘hang’ around and wait for ‘a mate’. Furthermore chavs are equally as annoying as pigeons; I loathe them. These flying pooing machines get on the nerves of 82.5% of people in the UK alone, I’m sure that kind of hatred can be reflected towards chavs.
Chavs believed in Pink Floyd motto ‘we don’t need no education’, in fact they worship the simple phrase. Having three kids by the time your 21 is not much of an achievement, but A*’s in your GCSE’s and a degree at university now they are real achievements. Although it doesn’t get them degrees, a bonus is they have passed on their stupidity to another generation. They need to teach their children that...