The Themes in Google Is Whack

This is not a real essay.   This website required me to write an essay for a membership, but I don't have any essays saveds my computer because my computer sucks.   If you want to use this for a project, by all means, go ahead, but it will not get you a very good mark.   I really hope that other people don't put bullshit essays on here because then I will have wasted a lot of time to type out the bullshit essay and won't have anytime to write my real essay, for which I need ideas.   My teacher is making us write an essay in MLA format.   I much prefer those essays you can write in religion class in high school.   The ones that are more like refections but that you can still call essays sincew you've written them for an "essay question."   I have to write my essay on the class castle, which was a really great book.   I cried a couple of times, especially when the Jeannette's (that's the author; The Glass Castle is a memoir, you see) father died.   Well if you're going to read the book then I just ruined the ending for you.   I guess that's just too damn bad though.   I'm really stressed right now, but typing all this out is kinda helping to get all my stress off my chest.   I have a ton of work to do, and I'm working seven hour shift five days a week at a dead end job which I hate.   I going to fail my functions course pretty soon if I don't do a good job on my exam, and my English class if I don't do well on this essay, which is part of my ISU.   Well, I guess I've written quite a bit, I wonder if anyone will like read over this essay to make sure I actually submitted something good, but somehow, I don't think anyone will be reading thisa far.   PEople will probably see that this is not a legit essay and stop reading after the first few lines.   Except for you, because you are special, and reading this far makes you seem like the type of person who I would enjoy speaking with, so if you feel the need, you may follow me on twitter, not that I think too many people will get this...