Justin Findlay
Jenkins P2
Modern Version
Once upon a time there were three little pigs and they decided it was time to grow up and go build their own homes. The first little pig was he was fat and lazy so he just decided to build his house out of straw. The second little pig went and bought some stick to build his house out of. Each of the pigs owed some serious cash to this hustler named Big Bad Wolf. And then next minute the Big Bad Wolf and his homys roll up in an Escalade with them AK’s and knocks on his door. He doesn’t answer. So the Big bad wolf says Ill huff and Ill puff and ill blow your house down! He still doesn’t answer. So the wolf huffs and puffs and blows the house down! So he goes to the house made out of sticks and knocks on the door. No answer. So he says Ill huff and Ill puff and ill blow your house down! So he huffs and puffs and blows it down! So the wolf is pissed. He goes up the house of bricks and says ill huff and ill puff and ill blow this house down! He blows. Nothing. He keeps blowing but this house just ain't going down! He raged and decided to calm down and sit for a minute to make a plan. He notices the chimney. So he climbs up on the roof and dives face first into the chimney thinking he is so clever. But then, he sees the hot fire and died.

Shakespeare Version
Once upon a time where 3 pigs decided to move out into the kingdom. Art thou first pig ye made straw house. The second yonder pig made a house of sticks. Art thou third pig made a house of brick. Now thee pigs owned money to thee king.   The king send ye a big bad wolf and he confronts the house of straw on yonder horse. He draws his sword and knocks on the door and the pig won’t answer. So ye big bad wolf says ill huff and ye puff till ye house falls down. So the wolf blew in down. So the house road is trusty steed to the house of sticks. He knocks politely and draws his sword. The pig does not answer. So the big bad wolf huffs and puff and ye blew that house down. So...