One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest

The Hobo, a Squirrel, and a Can of Beans
Protagonist: A boy named Milo
Antagonist: A squirrel named Chuck

Milo is a young homeless boy who lives on an old train. Chuck the Squirrel lives on the same train. Milo happens to own a can of beans which he never has opened and for some reason makes Chuck crazy. And every time Chuck sees Milo he shakes his fist at him and says, “I'm gonna get them beans boy.”

One day Milo was walking along the old train with his little dirty hobo sack looking for a new place to stay when Chuck (in a nearby tree) dives bomb out of the tree and proceeds to vigorously search his dirty sack. Milo freaked out yells, “What are you doing!”
“Where are them beans boy?!?” Chuck says in a crazy voice.

Milo whimpers,“W-W-What are you talking about?!?!”

“Them beans boy,” Chuck barked. “Where are them beans.”

“I swear man I don't know what your talking about,” Milo babbled. Chuck hisses at him and runs of in a near by tree.

Chuck twiddling his fingers, Chuck says to himself “I know that boy has them beans he just don't wanna give them up.”  

While Milo was walking home to his train he began to cry, “what is that crazy squirrel's problem?” Little did Milo know, Chuck was in a nearby tree following him home. “I just need a good night's sleep,” sobs Milo.

Early in the morning Milo wakes up without a care in the world. He hasn't seen Chuck in about 12 hours, new record, Milo thinks to himself. As Milo rolled over he noticed Chuck standing in Milo's train car with his pants down. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!” Milo screams.

“I want dem' beans boy!” Chuck said looking more evil than ever.

“Why are your pants down!?” Milo screams on the verge of tears.

“Oh, excuse that,” Chuck says as he awkwardly pulls his pants back up to the proper position, “Now I'm gonna' give you five seconds to gimmi' dem beans you've been hiding for awhile now.” Milo knew he was serious because he could see the gun in Chuck's hand. “Okay,” Milo says “I...